Jake stretches the definition of classic once again by taking on a movie that is only... wait, it's been seven years since this came out? No... time, it, it's moving too fast, I can't take this anymore! Anyway, having seen Eggers other films, it was finally time to complete the set and check out The Witch. Is Anya Taylor-Joy amazing? Is Black Phillip the icon that was worthy of all the memes about him? Is the movie really about a witch? The answer to all of those questions is yes, but please check out the episode anyway.