The Wizard Scroll

Wizard Highschool Musical part 6 of 6. Umbrelei's gone mad with power, yo! It's up to Azataz, Mr Backsweat and an unlikely ally to put a stop to her rampage before she takes over the whole world!

Cast (in order of appearance)

Umbrelei the Prom Queen - ⁠⁠Krissi Williams

Cheerleader 1 (Emily) - ⁠⁠Taylor Arin

Azataz the Wize - ⁠⁠Chris Bauso

Mr Backsweat - Ben Mills

The Deej - ⁠DJ Reed⁠⁠

Double Fucker - ⁠⁠AJ DeLong⁠

Darlene the Spectacular - ⁠⁠Gabriel B

Cheerleader 2 (Charlotte) - ⁠⁠Emily Morse-Lee⁠⁠

Cheerleader 3 (Gabby) - ⁠⁠Allison Allender⁠⁠

Cheerleader 4 (Tiffany) - Taliee

Cheerleader 5 (Ariel) - Ace D Wizard

Quidzel the Exquisite - ⁠⁠Squid Ludwig

Professor Witchlady - ⁠⁠Jess McCoy

Headmaster Dumblesnatch - ⁠⁠Scott R McKinley

Professor Swampass - ⁠⁠AJ Fidalgo

Ms Loretta - Chris Bauso

PA Orb Announcer (Mr Howard) - ⁠M Jeffrey Howard

Orgonoth the Awful - ⁠⁠Paul Hikari

Lady Friends - Jess McCoy

Baby Goblin Jesus - Taliee

Bully Character - Ace D Wizard

Also featuring Frankie Vega, DJ Reed, DT Carel, Devin Keister and Patrick Poulson as Extras

Episode artwork by Ben Mills

WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington

Preproduction Assembly by Patrick Poulson

Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story!

Songs used: Phantom Funhouse Creative Cut & Curious Capers- Adam Dib ; Quiet and Falling & Anxiety- Lena Raine ; Megablast, Skinner, & - Equip & FM Skyline ; The Legend of Ninetales- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Spherical Floating Garden (Neggy Gemmy Remix)- Equip ; Hip Shoppe, Dating Tense!, Dating Start! & Dating Fight!- Toby Fox ; Time Gear, Palkia's Onslaught & Temporal Tower- PMD Explorers Remastered ; John Madden Football '93 (Genesis) Title Screen Theme ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Rival's Theme- Pokemon FRLG OST

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

'Forever and Ever Together' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso

'The Instructional Dance' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Jon Anderson & Ben Mills

'WHSM End Credits Theme' is a parody of the song 'Grease' by Frankie Valli, used fairly under the Copyright Act in Section 107, with rearrangement by Skyler Giordano, lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Tanya Maksood

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Wizard Highschool Musical part 5 of 6. Umbrelei has fully embraced the dark side, so she's killing ladies and folks left and right. Also Wizard Prom is coming up yayy :)

Cast (in order of appearance)

Professor Swampass - ⁠AJ Fidalgo

Azataz the Wize - ⁠Chris Bauso

Randall the Rotund - ⁠Ben Mills

Quidzel the Exquisite - ⁠Squid Ludwig

Orgonoth the Awful - ⁠Paul Hikari

Darlene the Spectacular - ⁠Gabriel B

Umbrelei the Gothic - ⁠Krissi Williams

Double Fucker - ⁠AJ DeLong⁠

Cheerleader 1 (Emily) - ⁠Taylor Arin

Professor Ladywitch - ⁠Jess McCoy

The Hall Monitor - SockX

Headmaster Dumblesnatch - Scott R McKinley

Mr Backsweat - Ben Mills

The Deej - DJ Reed⁠⁠

Orctifa - Provolone C

Cheerleader 2 (Charlotte) - ⁠Emily Morse-Lee⁠

Cheerleader 3 (Gabby) - ⁠Allison Allender⁠

Cheerleader 4 (Tiffany) - Taliee

Cheerleader 5 (Ariel) - Ace D Wizard

Also featuring Frankie Vega, DJ Reed, DT Carel, Devin Keister and Patrick Poulson as Extras

Episode artwork by Ben Mills

WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington

Preproduction Assembly by Patrick Poulson

Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story!

Songs used: Curious Capers, Curious Capers Creative Cut & Phantom Funhouse- Adam Dib ; Ancient Ivy Atrium, Dungeon (Giant Claw Remix), Identity (Windows96 Remix), Peaceful Clearing (R23X Remix) & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Ladywitch's Classroom- Ben Mills & Chris Bauso ; Harvest Dawn- Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion OST ; Hip Shoppe- Toby Fox ; Mystifying Forest- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Go For It! (Lo-fi Remix)- Skyler Giordano ; Jiggin the Jig- T Bless the Professionals

'The Math Rap 2' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by James Hart & Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso

'Perfect Wizard Prom' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Emily Morse-Lee

'Long Live the Queen' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Emily Morse-Lee

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Wizard Highschool Musical part 4 of 6. The students of Wizard Highschool Academy learn the valuable lesson of dealing with loss. Meanwhile, the Headmaster cracks down in his search for Double Forbidden Necromancy for Demented Fucks, Volume II.

Cast (in order of appearance)

Azataz the Wize - ⁠⁠Chris Bauso⁠

Darlene the Spectacular - ⁠⁠Gabriel B

Professor Witchlady - ⁠Jess McCoy

Mr Backsweat - ⁠⁠Ben Mills

Mrs Character's Boyfriend - W Kieth Tims

Cricket - Charcoal "Gryllus Veletis" the Springfield Cricket

Ms Loretta - Chris Bauso

Orgonoth the Awful - ⁠Paul Hikari

Quidzel the Exquisite - ⁠Squid Ludwig

Randall the Rotund - Ben Mills

PA Orb Announcer - M Jeffrey Howard

Janitor Willie - ⁠Jon Anderson

Headmaster Dumblesnatch - ⁠Scott R McKinley

Security Golem 1 - ⁠Pelle Frid⁠

Security Golem 2 - ⁠Devin Keister

Umbrelei the Gothic - ⁠⁠⁠Krissi Williams

The girl who can't believe the unexpected twist - Marie Kim Ouellet

Double Fucker - ⁠AJ DeLong⁠

Torturer 1 - Chris Bauso

Torturer 2 - Frankie Vega

Birthday Girl - Emily Morse-Lee

Keeper Winston - NJ Unwin

Automated Orb Service - Chris Bauso

Meta Narrator - Kier Zhou

Orcimedes - SockX

Saul Centaursteen - ⁠Tim Jennings

Also featuring Frankie Vega, DJ Reed, Devin Keister and Patrick Poulson as Extras

Episode artwork by Ben Mills

WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington

Preproduction Assembly by Patrick Poulson

Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story!

Songs used: Hymn for Our Brothers- Alon Peretz ; Curious Capers Creative Cut & Moonlit Mischief- Adam Dib ; Turtle Blues & The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; Wondering Cat- Nir Maimon ; Opus No. 1- Tim Carleton ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

'Ave Maria (cover)' was originally composed by Franz Schubert in 1825, rearranged by Michele Nobler, with lyrics by Franz Schubert, (translated to English by Ben Mills) and vocals by Ben Mills

'We Miss Saul' was based off 'When the Saints Come Marching Home' as made famous by Louis Armstrong, used fairly under the Copyright Act in Section 107, with lyrics by Chris Bauso, vocals by Chris Bauso & Gabriel B and accordion prowess by Gabriel B

'Double Fucker's Lesson' was arranged by Chris Bauso, with stems by Ben Mills and Patrick Poulson, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by AJ DeLong & Krissi Williams

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Wizard Highschool Musical part 3 of 6. Azataz' relationship with Umbrelei continues growing strong, while his heated rivalry with Bully Character comes to a climactic end. All while Umbrelei struggles to pass her Wizard Algebra exam, until she gets help from an unlikely source...

Cast (in order of appearance)

Darlene the Spectacular - ⁠⁠Gabriel B⁠

Saul the Four Legged - ⁠⁠Tim Jennings

Umbrelei the Gothic - ⁠⁠Krissi Williams

Azataz the Wize - ⁠⁠Chris Bauso

Double Fucker - ⁠⁠AJ DeLong⁠⁠

Weed Elemental - Ryan DeGraw

Professor Swampass - ⁠AJ Fidalgo

Headmaster Dumblesnatch - ⁠Scott R McKinley

NPC 3 - ⁠Ben Mills

Orgonoth the Awful - ⁠Paul Hikari

Security Golem 1 - Pelle Frid

Security Golem 2 - Devin Kiester

Bully Character - Ace D Wizard

Big Rat - Skyler Giordano

The guy who can't wait to get sloshed - Paul Hikari

Jos-Ef - DT Carel

Baby Goblin Jesus - Taliee

Also featuring Frankie Vega, DJ Reed, Devin Keister and Patrick Poulson as Extras

Episode artwork by Ben Mills

WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington

Preproduction Assembly by Patrick Poulson

Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story!

Songs used: Funky Weed Smoking Background Instrumental- Royalty Free Music ; Curious Capers & Curious Capers Creative Cut- Adam Dib ; Foreboding- Lux Inspira ; Chase- Majora's Mask OST ; Shadowed Cavern, Frappe Snowland (from Mario Kart 64) & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Rival Encounter Theme- Pokemon FRLG OST ; Hip Shoppe- Toby Fox ; Prelude Op 28 No 4- Kashido ; Star Way- Paper Mario OST ; SpaceTimeThought- CTRL S

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

'Cannabusiness' was written, performed and produced by Ryan DeGraw

'Detungeon Crawl' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso

'Going Fast (Eating Ass)' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso

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Wizard Highschool Musical part 2 of 6. Darlene and Saul help Azataz work up the courage to ask out the new girl, Umbrelei the Gothic. Though unbeknownst to them all, she is about to start harboring a very dangerous fugitive in her backpack...

Cast (in order of appearance)

Cheerleader 1 - Taylor Arin

Cheerleader 2 - Emily Morse-Lee

Cheerleader 3 - Allison Allender

Cheerleader 4 - Taliee

Cheerleader 5 - Ace D Wizard

Cheerleader 6 - Providence Colucci

Azataz the Wize - ⁠Chris Bauso

Darlene the Spectacular - ⁠Gabriel B

Saul the Four Legged - ⁠Tim Jennings

Mr Backsweat - Ben Mills⁠

Fantasy Football Announcer - James Hart

Umbrelei the Gothic - ⁠Krissi Williams

Janitor Willie - Jon Anderson

Bully Character - Ace D Wizard

Randall the Rotund - Ben Mills

Creme Hauz Waitress - Providence Colucci

Cricket - Charcoal "Gryllus Veletis" the Springfield Cricket

Double Fucker - AJ DeLong

Willie Jr - ⁠Jess McCoy

Episode artwork by Ben Mills

WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington

Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story!

Songs used: Champions League- Veaceslav Draganov ; Go For It (Lo-Fi Instrumental Remix)- Skyler Giordano ; Rival Encounter Theme- Pokemon FRLG OST ; Hip Shoppe- Toby Fox ; Gymnopedie No 1- Ada Ragimov ; Dark Tension- Kyle Preston ; The Unknown- KeMi ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

'Go For It! (feat. Mr Backsweat)' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Gabriel B, Ben Mills, Taylor Arin, Emily Morse-Lee, Allison Alender, & Taliee

'Magic Broomstick Ride' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Krissi Williams

'The Tragedy of the Double Fucker' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by AJ DeLong

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Special thanks to the Dungeons & Drimbus crew for partaking in this feed swap of sorts!

Song used: Marked- Alexander Nakarada

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The Source Seas are a dangerous place. But the real danger lurks in those who sail it… Join Captain Bloodbags and the Vampirates on a swashbuckling journey of blood and bountiful pirate booty! The sixth season of Actual Play comedy podcast, Dungeons & Drimbus promises a naughty nautical adventure that is equal parts darkness and absurdity.

The adventure kicks off as the Vampirates chase down no good scoundrels harassing the small town of Baker’s Bay. They may be pirates, but Captain Bloodbags has three rules:

1. Harm no innocents 

2. Let no foul deed go unpunished 

3. Do not die. There is work to be done.

The Vampirates seek fortune, run from their demons, and discover dark secrets as they sail the stormy Source Seas. All played with the Mischief TTRPG with Vampirism and Sailing expansions!

Like all Drimbus seasons, Blood ‘n’ Booty is a standalone adventure in the Drimbus universe with full immersive sound design, big action scenes, and even bigger personalities. The cast of professional actors bring their comedy A-game, plenty of heart, and only occasional outrage at the horrors inflicted on them. Episodes publish every Friday.

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Wizard Highschool Musical part 1 of 6. Young Azataz returns to Wizard Highschool Academy for his senior year of studies. But when the new girl catches his eye, the wizard in training suddenly has more on his mind than getting good marks...

Cast (in order of appearance)

Azataz the Wize - Chris Bauso

Professor Swampass - AJ Fidalgo

Orgonoth the Awful - Paul Hikari

Quidzel the Exquisite - Squid Ludwig

Saul the Four Legged - Tim Jennings

Randall the Rotund - Ben Mills

Darlene the Spectacular - Gabriel B

Umbrelei the Gothic - Krissi Williams

NPC 1 - Ben Mills

NPC 2 - Taylor Arin

NPC 3 - Ben Mills

Cricket - Charcoal "Gryllus Veletis" the Springfield Cricket

Lunch Ladies - Devin Kiester

Orcimedes - SockX

Bully Character - Ace D Wizard

Mr Backsweat - Ben Mills

Headmaster Dumblesnatch - Scott R McKinley

Professor Ladywitch - Jess McCoy

Episode artwork by Ben Mills

WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington

Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story!

Songs used: Curious Capers & Curious Capers Creative Cut- Adam Dib ; Rival's Theme- Pokemon FRLG OST ; Hip Shoppe- Toby Fox ; Duck Duck Goose- Inon Zur ; This Blue Moon (Instrumental)- Ian Post ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

'WHSM Opening Credits Theme' is a parody of the song 'Grease' by Frankie Valli, used fairly under the Copyright Act in Section 107, with rearrangement by Skyler Giordano, lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Tanya Maksood

'Someone' was arranged by Qracle, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Krissi Williams

'King of the Gym' was performed with 0 prep-time by Ben Mills, using the instrumental song 'Teddy Bear Waltz' by Kevin MacLeod

'Ladywitch's Lesson' was arranged by Ben Mills with lyrics by Ben Mills, Chris Bauso & Jess McCoy and vocals by Jess McCoy

'The Math Rap' was arranged by Skyler Giordano with lyrics by James Hart and vocals by Chris Bauso & AJ Fidalgo

'Someone Reprise' was arranged by Ben Mills, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Krissi Williams

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Schmoe Brannigan has returned to tell all you lovely ladies & folks about the greatest podcast ever to exist: THE WIZARD SCROLL. Check out the upcoming season 4 soon on an RSS feed near you!

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Episode Artwork by ⁠⁠Ben Mills

WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington

Song used: Identity- Equip

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The spatute of splimitations has officially run dry on this SUPER SECRET installment of Omega Star 7!

Djyn quests to the local Spaffle House Establishment to find and retrieve a mcguffin of sorts for his boss.

Written by Chris Bauso

Pre-production assembly by Chris Bauso

Produced by Chris Bauso

Cast (in order of appearance):

Chris Bauso as Himself

Chris Bauso as Djyn

Chris Bauso as Zoots McKenzie

Chris Bauso as Mikey Deez

Chris Bauso as Lu Maldonado

Chris Bauso as DOC

Chris Bauso as Little Shit

Chris Bauso as Fly Man

Chris Bauso as Dr Graves

Chris Bauso as Billy Craters

Chris Bauso as Jon Taffer

Chris Bauso as KHAR'GANH THE DESTROYER

Songs used: OS7 Szn5 Theme Song, Bubblegum & Ludicrous Speed, - Skyler Giordano ; DUNGEON, Alchemist's Corridor, CLOUD GENERATOR & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Coherence- Amie Waters

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*Originally published on 1/3/2026 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

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Songs used: Jaburo- Equip & FM Skyline ; Dating Start!, Dating Tense! & Dating Fight!- Toby Fox ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Tiki Village & Doc Amok- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Waltz for Europa- Rex Banner ; Liftoff- Amie Waters ; Bob-Omb Battlefield- Super Mario 64 OST

Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

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