Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

A homeless man takes a dead raccoon into a McDonalds;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

The romaine lettuce outbreak is over;

George Lopez;

Wilcox struggles with phrases;

Jeff Bezos’ divorce;

The doorbell licker has been arrested;

Taco Bell billboard;

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!