Let these words sink in:

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

shitshitshitshitshitshit

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Now, let this sink in:

Your piano playing sounds like f*****g s**t because you can’t even read these words without obsessing over the moral decay of society.

Stop being so entitled.

Do some f*****g work.

—Michael

P.S. I may have a few ideas for you, but first, I’ve got to check something. I need to know that we’re on the same page with all this theoretical s**t. What you need to do is reflect it back to me, so that I can verify.

P.P.S. It’s not just your piano playing. I would bet money that your relationships suffer from the same…quirks.

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