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The Worst Day of Sophomore Year

My name’s Mackenzie Draney, I’m 18 years old, I’m from Southern NM, I’m a college freshman, and I hate grapefruit. I have some stories to tell and some things to talk about, I guess. This podcast might be for you if: -You’re in college -You’re bored -You’re procrastinating -You have OCD -You love New Mexico -You have no discernible life direction -You like to learn -You like stories -You hate grapefruits -You love oatmeal -You’re sexually confused -You go to Walmart 3+ times a week -You’re religiously skeptical -You like insects -You like wildlife -You’re gluten free -You have periods -You don’t have periods -You have a daughter my age whom you don’t understand -You are my age -You’re a dumb high schooler -You’re a smart high schooler who’s dumb -You hate karaoke -You’re on medication -You’re seeing a therapist -You’re interested in mental health -You love dogs -You love cats -You are terrified of kangaroos This podcast is definitely not for you if: -You like grapefruits

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My name’s Mackenzie Draney, I’m 18 years old, I’m from Southern NM, I’m a college freshman, and I hate grapefruit. I have some stories to tell and some things to talk about, I guess. This podcast might be for you if:-You’re in college-You’re bored-You’re procrastinating -You have OCD-You love New Mexico-You have no discernible life direction-You like to learn-You like stories-You hate grapefruits-You love oatmeal-You’re sexually confused-You go to Walmart 3+ times a week-You’re religiously skeptical-You like insects -You like wildlife-You’re gluten free-You have periods-You don’t have periods-You have a daughter my age whom you don’t understand-You are my age-You’re a dumb high schooler -You’re a smart high schooler who’s dumb-You hate karaoke -You’re on medication -You’re seeing a therapist-You’re interested in mental health-You love dogs -You love cats-You are terrified of kangaroos This podcast is definitely not for you if:-You like grapefruits

My name’s Mackenzie Draney, I’m 18 years old, I’m from Southern NM, I’m a college freshman, and I hate grapefruit. I have some stories to tell and some things to talk about, I guess. This podcast might be for you if: -You’re in college -You’re bored -You’re procrastinating -You have OCD -You love New Mexico -You have no discernible life direction -You like to learn -You like stories -You hate grapefruits -You love oatmeal -You’re sexually confused -You go to Walmart 3+ times a week -You’re religiously skeptical -You like insects -You like wildlife -You’re gluten free -You have periods -You don’t have periods -You have a daughter my age whom you don’t understand -You are my age -You’re a dumb high schooler -You’re a smart high schooler who’s dumb -You hate karaoke -You’re on medication -You’re seeing a therapist -You’re interested in mental health -You love dogs -You love cats -You are terrified of kangaroos This podcast is definitely not for you if: -You like grapefruits

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