Jonathan Realz is a current candidate for US Congress. Before his birth, a prophecy foretold of a child who would grow up to take over the Libertarian Party. Determined not to let this happen, the Menu Eaters devised a plan that resulted in Jonathan’s parents being murdered. Jonathan was then raised by the Shoney Bear, who instilled in him the values of free choice, personal responsibility, and buffets.

Find out what any of this means tonight! 

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