Episode 323: The Yankees Need To Start Walking Vladdy Guerrero Jr.

Vladdy Guerrero Jr. strolled into Yankee Stadium Wednesday night and blasted not one, not two, but THREE bombs into the night. Stop pitching to this man. Gerrit Cole was better than his Opening Day start, but still not ace-like against this Jays lineup. The Yankees fought back, but Stanton’s fly ball just missed being a homer. We listen to John Sterling’s whiff of a call and have our hearts sink more. We praise our God Nestor Cortes Jr. for being awesome. Hubbs addresses Aaron Hicks productive few games. We reflect back on how cool flip-up sunglasses were growing up as kids and how they just made you play better. Clayton Kershaw was pulled from his perfect game after 7 innings with only 80 pitches thrown and it’s an embarrassment to the sport. Hubbs’ girlfriend may be a jinx at Yankee games and TJ was left off Dave’s hate list. All that and more in today’s show.

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