Is the Elf on the Shelf just the latest tool to prepare our children for a surveillance state? Is Dwight Schrute responsible for introducing Krampus to American pop culture? Listen to this episode to find out more - including the connection between Krampusnacht and Ben Affleck, the various powers of the Icelandic Yule Lads, and Kelli laughs. A lot. Guard your spoons for another episode of Quiche-Anon.