This week we're delving in to the secret files of elders for riffs no one in living history has heard. Takes so ancient many think they are origin of the rudiments such as "that's what she said" and "poker? i hardly know her."  Written by true philosophers these texts were hidden away in dusty catacombs and locked in towers never to be spoken again for fear of their power. Only now after years of careful training, observation, and painstaking translation do we feel confident in attempting them for you.

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