1. Soured trade relations between China and Japan: bad news. 2. Anti-American sentiment spreads to Pakistan, Afghanistan. 3. Apple shares to $700. 4. San Francisco Fed shoot itself in foot, Facebook poll. 5. Low print: 2009. Typical. 6. Irrational markets: rates can't rate. 7. Farage docked for insult. 8. Middle east crowded with American troops. 9. Spain, you're a joke. www.thefinancialreality.com