"Houses are overpriced, too clustered, the traffic is insane, everything is a lot more expensive, they don't even remember what stars look like, island water stinks!! I could go on. Lagos people think the night life can compensate but oh well...

... You have to be a masochist to live in Lagos, cause there's no way a serrated knife is going up your anus and you still claim to be happy." - Tega, 2023.