After a brief hiatus (blame life, not laziness… maybe), the crew is finally back—older, wiser, and still just as confused. In this episode, we start by honoring the greatest #45s in sports history, which naturally derails into arguments, impersonations, and at least one conspiracy theory involving Michael Jordan and frozen pizzas.

We also dive into the National Days, including National Watch Day, which ironically reminded us how long it's been since our last upload. Oops.

Then it's story time as we explain why we've been MIA—featuring injuries, adulting, scheduling chaos, and possibly one haunted lawnmower. To make it up to you, we go full sugar overload and drop our Mount Rushmore of Candy, where things get sticky. Spoiler: if you still like circus peanuts, seek help.

We wrap it up with a heated “Am I the Asshole?” story involving a couple, phone volume at night, and the sound of petty revenge echoing through the apartment walls. Grab your earbuds and get comfy—Episode 45 is sweet, salty, and slightly louder than it should be.