In a change of pace, those sweet boys jump back into antiquity in order to lay waste to thousands of Chinese peasants. Sworn brothers Joe and Ethan do a birds-eye view of a series that is near and dear to their hearts, Koei Tecmo's Dynasty Warriors,  and take a peek at its sister series, Samurai Warriors. We discuss the historical setting for these games, the pros and cons of Musuo gameplay, and discuss the games to avoid/to enjoy if you are going to jump into this series.