This Valentines Day, Jamison shares the story of his friend Theo wanting to confess his crush to a classmate, Olivia, but what happens when Theo also gets courted by Mary Bradbury? Also includes a poem "Arizona's 5 Cs" to celebrate the Anniversary of Arizona Statehood.

Broadcast on the fictional KCTS Radio station, Greenwood & Company is sponsored by several abysmal products that no one in their right mind would want to buy, and philanthropies dedicated to a number of the most bizarre causes.

*DISCLAIMER: All the characters, settings, and situations depicted in this program, as well as all advertised products and organizations are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to products, events, organizations, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Also KCTS-FM "The Kactus" is not an actual radio station.

Opening/Closing Theme: "Wet Sock" by Martin Landstrom: https://www.epidemicsound.com/music/tracks/4474af47-b11d-4acf-ad49-e2fa8a9ac11b/

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