Have a seat, Citizen, and hear your old pals at The Whiparound regale you with some fantastical, true tales of the absurd! This week, Shaun is joined by Dave and Jill, who’ve brought some mighty outlandish stuff for us to feast our horrified ears on! First up, Shaun’s got a classic story of boy meets girl, boy loves girl, girl is old and sick and goes to a nursing home, boy breaks girl out for meth-fueled, heavy-metal death party, boy goes to jail! Dave jumps in with a bit of a puzzle: it’s a C-ring! It’s a camera! Wait, can it be BOTH? And finally, Jill reads us a little tale of a minor miracle based on hot sauce packets. So very life affirming. And spicy!
BUT FIRST!
This week we have a TWO-FER! Act 1 features entries in What Made Dave Angry This Week AND Here’s The Thing…and BOTH serendipitously deal with some serious rage at modern day moviegoers. Better getcha popcorn…and maybe sit waaaay off to the side…
AND!
In Three for the Road, eagles are cheating at golf, a killer diet fad, the dumbest birthday gift a Dad ever got, and oodles more!
Give us your tired, your poor, your hungry, but leave the peen-cams at home, darn you…this is THE WHIPAROUND!
LINKS:
Dad Gets Pranked On Birthday When Sons Put His Phone Number On Billboard
Australian man blocks bow and arrow attack with his phone: police
New York man bites off bouncer's finger after learning bar was closing: police
Harvesting chairs: How an English craftsman shapes furniture from the ground up
1,500 smuggled turtles found alive in abandoned luggage at Manila airport
Man survives being trapped in vehicle for five days by eating taco sauce
Lawsuit says driver's 'Whole 30' diet was factor in deadly crash
What a Fluke! Man Ends Up in Whale's Mouth
Eagle helps golfer with 'hole-in-one'
4 Canadian wolves air-dropped in US national park to deal with moose
He told police he held a meth-fueled ‘death party’ for his sick wife. Now he’s been charged with murder.
TAGS: Comedy, news, science, weird, podcasts, macabre, murder, drugs, movies, previews, manners
**Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com**
***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**