Not for the faint of heart or on a full stomach. Fingered artist Ben suggested this topic and we went in blind and then we wished we were blind and never read the text on the page. This is truly the most messed up version of "Dear Abbey" we've encountered and thankfully Steele was here to suffer with us. 

Source: http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/cock-stuffing

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