In the inaugural episode of NRL Hellmouth:

•If you can run 7.5 km, you can play NRL

•Does the All Stars need a third team...of dickheads?

•Sticky's stand-up comedy coup

•Chevy Stuart strikes a blow for the anti-gambling lobby

•Rugby league in the Epstein Files

•Stop the fiddle V'Landys!

•Penis enlargement and its implications for rugby league

•14th-century poet Dante's first circle of NRL Hell: Limbo

This episode brought to you by Absolute Psycho!, the new thriller from author Wayne Bennett.

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