You can still buy an Easy button from Staples. Unfortunately, they don't work.

Oh, I know - some things in life are easy, like ordering from Amazon. If they don't have it, you probably don't need it, but if you want it, all you have to do is hit the "Order Now" button and before you go to bed tonight, it will be on its way, and probably delivered tomorrow. But we both know that's the exception in life.

The last time that "Easy" existed was before Eve accepted the fruit from the serpent in the Garden of Eden. It's been all down-hill since then.