My Hijacked American Lie-fe

Theresa Stevens; a Cunt so Nasty and Uninviting That The Devil Himself Told Me He Wouldnt Fuck You!


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Wow. Thats a sad state of affairs when the lord of the UNDERWORLD has flat out stated that he would never stick his gangrenous and siphlitic penis inside your despicable snatch for fear that it would probably disintegrate. Plus, I have no idea how the devil got my phone number. May be from the Anchor Account since he said he loves the Podcast and is excited to meet most of ths cast. Except, he said Tessa is banned from hell because it would bring down median home values in the area. I guess hell has been gentrified lately. Who knew?
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My Hijacked American Lie-feBy James Bryson Kambestad