The boys look back on poor middle school decisions that led to their unpopularity, but still give a nod to the importance of getting bullied. Patrick revisits an acquaintance from high school, does his best Mike Breen impression, and describes a new method of getting payback. AJ spins a yarn about how good his grandma’s legendary sewing, nightmares from the juggalos, and makes an argument for hamster as apex predator.