Are Rittenhouse, Aubrey and Floyd all becoming part of the same storyboard in your brain?  It's meant to. You are meant to regurgitate exactly what they want. Eat the grass and regurgitate the cud. 

Are you being looshed? 

Yes!

Wanna talk about The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Are you holding yourself on some kind of pedestal thinking your "News" is better? Did you just mentally judge my RHOBH, but then self-validate that "The News" isn't "garbage entertainment?” Then this might be just the episode for you.

With Scorpio Season in the can and another Birthday in the books, I just wanna hang out with you "bunnies." Let's get gummy, let's get cute, let's get extra weird. Shit, let’s talk some Taxicab Confessions and Real Sex. Too far? 

Let's be contrarian to ourselves.