Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan do their very best, and their best just might not be good enough. They talk about the Volturi, wonder about Alice's ability to predict the weather, and get really uncomfortable when Alice and Edward joke about eating/having sex with Bella... together.

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