Drinking coffee after shitting is a waste, chocolate pretzels, dude compliments, MSN nostalgia, I like opening cans, shittng with me phone, following girls on Instagram, Mom story, berries and cheese, Nicole shoutout and America the trouble sibling, the Spanish language, quick oats and oatmeal, incadescent vs. florescent bulbs, stretching story, my dumbass alarm clock, porn expos