Tonight on Who Remembers Spangles?, in an episode powered entirely by things people said that get on your tits a bit, Steve and Pablo seize control of the airwaves.

First up: a disturbing report claims brown sauce has been “improved,” immediately qualifying as things people said that get on your tits a bit if you’ve ever eaten a breakfast in Norfolk.

We then cross live to the Eggs ’n’ Gammon situation — a scene so chaotic even the fry-up itself muttered things people said that get on your tits a bit.

Traffic news brings us the now-infamous red-light incident: witnesses say the exchange included several classic things people said that get on your tits a bit, including “you could’ve gone there…”

Meanwhile, a curry at Indian Palace results in both hosts producing low-level groans generally categorised under things people said that get on your tits a bit.

In cultural developments, the Partridge Plate resurfaces without warning — prompting Steve to deliver a definitive things people said that get on your tits a bit sigh.

Pablo’s digital hearing aid misfires next, emitting the electronic equivalent of things people said that get on your tits a bit, then doubling down with a sarcastic beep.

Finally, we reach the Top 5 — a forensic investigation into, yes, things people said that get on your tits a bit — the phrases, the tones, the passive-aggressive horrors. You will be uncomfortable. You will be exposed. You will absolutely recognise yourself.

Listen now — or you’ll be today years old when you realise this episode is wall-to-wall things people said that get on your tits a bit.

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