Welcome to our first official weekly recap where we discuss just how little we know about this sport that we love.

Week 1 can be a head scratcher

but Christian Watson’s not much of a dime catcher.

We learned that gold miners aren’t the best in flash floods

and horses can really lay some duds.

Baker went back to Cleveland and had the win!

Oh wait no, the browns then proceeded to stick it in.

And finally, Russ went to Seattle for some home cooking,

Too bad geno and Pete went and spiked the pudding.

There were ups and downs and smiles and frowns, now your two resident degenerates will break it all down.