Today we absolutely blow the roof off of the cringe meter with our discussion about the article that melted the internet: a Brooklyn father has wayyyyy too candid conversations with his son about masturbation – major penis-related discussion warning! More or less staying on theme, we also discuss this week's other talk of the town, Tucker Carlson's ridiculously homoerotic preview of his upcoming documentary. Wait, there's more! Jen puts her foot in her mouth (again), we come up with a genius app idea and everyone needs to watch Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 20.6/11