Bellerophon, Nike, Shane and Spectre uncover the shocking conspiracy behind the great $1.5M Chicken Heist, then make Shane seen when we discuss the epic crime wave that JD Vance blames on the Irish, and we meander far afield discussing the absolute shite that is the NYTimes opinion piece on "Masculinity on the Ballot" and a mini movie review. Dinner is served, sir.

~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~

Outro Song: (We're All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing