Today's demonstration features what is literally my wife's favourite Kilburn story and what is literally one of my four favourites. It has a song and also, song fans, Tim Sutton, who featured a few episodes back and will again, I bet, is making his first appearance on the Now Show tonight. You probably missed it, but you can listen again and you should.

It's going to be sunny this weekend, if you're in much of the UK. And 84% of you are in the UK. A surprisingly small percentage of you are in Ireland. What's going on, Ireland? Italy is kicking your ass. America, to my surprise, is doing well. I suppose there are lots of Americans. Canada is no surprise. I worry that this might be a boring programme note. There will be those among you who are thinking I am not as worried as I should be.