yea ur never gonna believe this i'm walking down hollywood blvd with my girl friend and johnny depp comes up to us stinking like piss and he wants $5 for us to take a picture with him. one thing leads to another and him and my girl start making out and i'm crying infront of the ripley's believe or not mueseum. not having a good time on vacation, mom i want to come home.

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