This House Was Never Meant To Be A Podcast

 Local Impressionist Spiffy Remo runs a comedy(?) routine impersonating celebrities so well, it gets the attention of less-than-savory government figures who need him for a once-in-a-lifetime arrangement. The Mission? Communicate with a captive alien and get it to reveal the secrets to nuclear fusion, but time is ticking away as the atmosphere is slowly killing the otherworldly visitor. Will the mystery of limitless power die with the alien, or will Spiffy Remo pull off his most challenging impression yet?

Join Velina and Zach for what can only be described as the Tales from the Darkside episode of all time.

So take a seat behind the one-way mirror, this one is certainly A way to kick off Season 2 of the show...

Host = Zach Zachariary

Host = Velina Velenghiskhan

Intro/Outro Song = Grave Encounters-White Bat Audio

Ending clip: Independence Day (1996)

Cassie is a superstitious woman who never makes a decision without consulting a fortune-telling machine. While she is on a quest for her sagittarius, she stops at a bus stop diner and discovers another fortune telling machine, Horace X. However, Horace X warns her that she should not continue her path and warns her of a false prophet. What is she to do? Will she listen to the cult leader who gets way too handsy? Or will she listen to the fortune-telling machine who also gets way too handsy?

unfortunate ways.

Host = Zachariah Zachariah

Host = Velina Velenghiskhan

Intro/Outro Song = Grave Encounters-White Bat Audio

Ending clip: House of Whacks, Treehouse of Horror XII, The Simpsons

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Host = Zach Zachariary

Host = Velina Velenghiskhan

Intro/Outro Song = Grave Encounters-White Bat Audio

Ending clip: 20,000 Patties Under The Sea-Spongebob Squarepants

Host = Zach Zachariary

Host = Velina Velenghiskhan

Intro/Outro Song = Grave Encounters-White Bat Audio

Ending clip: Keeping Up With Our Joneses-King of the Hill

Host = Zach Zachariary

Host = Velina Velenghiskhan

Intro/Outro Song = Grave Encounters-White Bat Audio

Ending clip: It All Comes Out In The Wash-Miranda Lambert

Host = Zach Zachariary

Host = Velina Velenghiskhan

Intro/Outro Song = Grave Encounters-White Bat Audio

Ending clip: Levitation-Amorphis

Host = Zach Zachariary

Host = Velina Velenghiskhan

Intro/Outro Song = Grave Encounters-White Bat Audio

Ending clip: Afraid of Clowns-The Haunting Hour

Host = Velina Velenghiskhan

Intro/Outro Song = Grave Encounters-White Bat Audio

Ending clip: Clue