This week, Bunsen’s been subjected to some uncomfortably close examinations, Caroline relays her silent but deadly self-defence move, and Victoria’s unmentionables could do with a refresh.    

Keen to see the play Julia? It starts in Melbourne at the Southbank this month.

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