A pointless new year's romp through the land of Big Green, featuring 2 new songs by cousin Rick Perry and mucho more. Features: 1) Unofficial comments from Gingrich campaign; 2) Song: Special Kind of Blood; 3) World's shortest poetry hour; 4) Story of Big Green film, Destination: Space; 5) Old Christmas songs explored; 6) Song: Falling Behind (Rick Perry); 7) Hydrofracking meets Lost in Space; 8) Song: Limping Home (Rick Perry); 9) Rant: Afghanistan; 10) Song: Red, Gold, and Green.