Distraction is key to most cons. Like, if you don’t want people to see you destroying historical alliances, societal and Presidential norms, or America’s standing in the eyes of the world, you threaten Mexico with insane tariffs. And he might’ve gotten away with it, if not for those meddling Cognitive Dissidents Danielle Arce, “The Black Voice of Reason” Tymon Shipp, and Dr. David Robinson, as well as an audible from five-time Emmy nominee Will Durst.

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