We kick things off celebrating an I.U. WIN (yes, it finally happened — act accordingly). Then we dive into famous athletes who wore #62, because nothing says elite podcasting like ranking offensive linemen.

From there we hit the sports update, featuring the legendary Philly Eagles Kid moment that had the internet in a chokehold. After that, we time-travel back to 1962 and 1862 to see what chaos humanity was cooking up before WiFi existed.

We check in on National Days, show love to the legendary Sam Cooke on what would've been his 95th birthday, and then immediately lose all maturity with a round of Would You Rather.

Things get spicy when we read 1-star reviews of Forest Park, because apparently even beautiful places can't escape keyboard warriors. Then it's time for our Mount Rushmore of Biggest Scams — from historical finesses to modern-day nonsense (yes, somebody gets called out).

We wrap it all up with Xavi taking over Would You Rather duties, proving once again that giving him the mic is both entertaining and dangerous.

Hit play, laugh irresponsibly, and remember… this is Sit, Talk, and Listen — not Sit, Behave, and Be Normal.