SlamBall is making a come back and ya boy, Vells, is gonna be an all-star. Check out this sick backyard slamball court: "IMG Global Media President CHRIS ALBRECHT, who in February convinced IMG to buy a stake in SlamBall for less than $5M, has spent "much of his time trying one of the toughest tasks in the sports industry: creating from scratch a league and a business that can prove profitable." Albrecht: "There are not a lot of new sports being invented. This was not just a sport that would be fun to watch, but it's a business that we can build." IMG in March held SlamBall tryouts in L.A., N.Y. and Florida, and "about 100 players are now training at its sports academy" in Bradenton, Florida (WALL STREET JOURNAL, 4/18)." OK, less than $5 mil? For this budding billion dollar sport? WHAT A STEAL!!! Slamball's greatest athletes compete in a high flying dunk contest: Further research on the slamball website and wikipedia led me to discover the following nuggets of information: In the 1989 movie Back to the Future Part II, Slamball was listed as the favorite sport of Douglas J Needles while Marty McFly was speaking with him via videophone. Q11: Where can I play SlamBall? A11: With the constant development of the sport, SlamBall will be available internationally to kids of all ages, very soon. It is the goal of the sport to become a common game played at the high school, college and professional levels. They have hired Pat Croce, the ebullient former president of the Philadelphia 76ers, as the commissioner. Q12: How can I become a professional SlamBall player? A12: If you believe you have the fearlessness, work ethic and athletic ability to become a professional SlamBall player, tryouts will be hosted in Los Angeles, New York City, and Bradenton, Florida in April. Fill out a player application online under Apply. ....Filling out player application now. ....Filling out coach application now. Coach application??? How the fuck do you coach SlamBall? Anyone has to be able to do this job. Correct? There is definitely interest in the game, but I mean SlamBall in Maine? SlamBall in high schools? I dunno. Maybe at FunPlexes around the country. Or in backyards: Watching that makes me kinda not want to play. Granted those kids suck ass at SlamBall and at life, but still. Alright. Forget SlamBall. I'm done. New dream needed.