We ate some gay cookies and came on mad as hell! It’s the gay allegation episode and no one is safe (i.e. Naomi from Muna, Kate Berlant, Renée Rapp, Fletcher and Shannon, Morgan Wade and Kyle Richards). Our Pod is officially in DOUBLE DIGITS and the apple Bubbly is CRISP, girl. Ivana chickened out of using the bidet. Isabella has been a man in almost every lifetime. Ivana suspects one of those lifetime’s Isabella was Truman Capote. The guides demand Isabella have more sex. The pod allows Ivana to get in touch with her iPad. Sometimes the thing with books is that people excuse the fact that they don’t make sense. It’s April at long last but March was the most fruitful year yet…..