This is Your Girlfriend, This is Your Ex-Girlfriend, This is Your Life. 

Welcome to another episode of Queer Longing where we dive into the absurd, obscure and the canny as we celebrate Census Day, denigrate Coneheads and puzzle over the enigma that is Orlando Bloom. 

We share our thoughts on the RPDRUK Season 2 finale, things we were scared of as kids (Hook and The Mask get away from us) plus, Olivia goes deep into the majesty of the UK's first pop princess, LOUISE. 

Tracks of the Week: 

Louise, 'Naked': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4ryEDAsezk 

Jess Rosenstock, 'f a m e': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VEotagA6uE