In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, we celebrate the 4th of July the only way we know how—by drafting our Top 25 All-Time Americans. Sergio hosts while Miguel and Robert go head-to-head, bringing a chaotic mix of icons, underdogs, and completely unhinged picks to the table.

From Mr. Rogers and Sacagawea to Chuck Liddell and Joey Chestnut, no name is too legendary—or too ridiculous—for this list. Expect hot takes, patriotic debates, historical disrespect, and a deep philosophical question: Is Tony Hawk more American than George Washington?