With Thanksgiving around the corner, we set a table full of premature Christmas décor while debating the intricacies of Stovetop Stuffing. The President wrestles with a "piggy" while MAGA lawyers play Barbie prosecutor and ICE flies south for the coming winter. Toss in Epstein tapes, Marjorie Taylor Greene's surprise other half, Texas redistricting karma, and a South Park episode too filthy to describe, and you've got a holiday season served up just right. Stuffing? Dressing? Just shut up and eat ... Piggy.