This podcast is a lie. That's important to remember. Each episode, via dice roll, we select two random prompts suggested by people online after which I will, without any preparation, create a conspiracy theory to connect those things. I do not know what the prompts will be before I roll the die and so the entire conspiracy is completely concocted in the moment, off the top of my head.

In this first short episode, we'll be connecting the Bush's Beans Dog and the Brady Bill. I know that sounds like an absolute breeze.