Welcome to the episode where we run our mouths like we're qualified, when really we're just emotionally unstable gremlins with Wi-Fi and a superiority complex. 

We're spilling the unfiltered, mildly deranged tea on:

• Our useless-ass talents (because being able to burp the alphabet is definitely a flex)
• The fake-ass friends who made us question our entire social existence
• TV Finales that f**ked us up more than our last relationship
• Why making friends as an adult feels like trying to join a cult without the Kool-Aid

We also attempt to define "success" without bursting into tears, admit our pettiest struggles and discuss fictional universes we'd immediately die in bust still wanna live in because we're dumb like that.

This episode is what happens when you give emotionally exhausted trash pandas a microphone and zero adult supervision. It's not helpful, it's not healthy, but it's hilarious.

This ain't a podcast. This is a digital breakdown with a laugh track.