<p>Hopping on the mic with tales of sketchy tofu, Pixel phone patchwork surgery, a $4K MacBook steal, and gym-related existential dread. Future Twitch streamer? Maybe. But Maratang? Not for the foreseeable future 🪦</p>

Hopping on the mic with tales of sketchy tofu, Pixel phone patchwork surgery, a $4K MacBook steal, and gym-related existential dread. Future Twitch streamer? Maybe. But Maratang? Not for the foreseeable future 🪦

This Tofu Tried to Kill Me

Welcome to Tuna Talk — hosted by Jonathan, your average blonde navigating the complexities of life. This podcast is a cozy, self-indulgent corner of the internet where I share personal stories, unfiltered anecdotes, hot takes on pop culture, and everything in between. Think of it as a voice memo from your funniest, most opinionated friend living overseas. Tune in for laughs, reflection, and a little drama — just the way we like it.

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This Tofu Tried to Kill Me

This Tofu Tried to Kill Me