The Roster Update is here and it's... well, it exists.

The guys decide to run down some fun conspiracy theories...

Does SDS hold players back from going GOLD in order to manipulate the market? Is there an actual point value equation? Should offense be weighed more? Weasel has some theories.

The guys also discuss the hitting engine issues and if they're broken.

Also, why isn't Mike Trout more a part of the game? Plus, Roy Oswalt and Eric Gagne!