🎙️ The Abdominal Stretch – “Championship Chaos & Tournament Time”
On today’s Abdominal Stretch, we’re diving headfirst into the wild world of pro wrestling headlines:

🏆 John Cena’s 16-Man Tournament has officially kicked off — we’re breaking down our predictions, bracket favorites, and who’s most likely to run the table.

💥 CM Punk is your new World Champion, and we’ve got thoughts — was this the right move, or a short-term shocker?

👋 Jesse Ventura is out from Saturday Night Main Event — what happened, and who should replace him?

🌟 Daniel Garcia — is he a star or still missing that next-level spark?

👑 Chelsea Green is once again your Women’s U.S. Champion — we look back on Giulia’s reign

It’s all predictions, debates, and classic Abdominal Stretch energy — stretching the truth, breaking kayfabe, and having a damn good time doing it.