I sheepishly raise my hand and acknowledge that I have been known to repeat a cycle one too many times.

I'm in awe of those of you who get burned once and stop touching the stove. How are you spending all that free time that isn't spent on wound dressing?

But since I seem destined to learn the hard way, I was mercifully given the gift of being outrageously intelligent and able to learn my lessons very thoroughly.

That's what this episode is about: Learning something so thoroughly that you're able to say -- for real, this time -- This Will Never Happen to Me Again.