Kris and Kole talk about opulence, celebrity, and gender.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Scott Baio's real voice. Arrested Development Season 4. Wheel of Fortune spinnaz. A small bit of actual advice. Pam's World. Horse Port. PSH, on H. Hollywood Korner. Health food and hepatitis. Poop baby. Haunted by ghost chilis. Smooth Sailing. Chill baby. Dilaudid.