It’s an Independence Day spectacular! The NFL suspensions aren’t news anymore, the Lakers’ rebuilding plan includes some fratricide (of the professional kind), and Reebok needs a web team that can spell. Plus, those new Batman v. Superman photos, Marvel Studios’ take on Spider-Man, the “new” Ghostbusters uniforms and proton packs, and why Fireworks Guy and all these suddenly passionate Dukes of Hazzard fans piss us off. Those Two Jerks: Where the pyrotechnics come from anger, not gunpowder!