We're finally to Volume 8! The jerks run down the NFL QB carousel and baseball Hall of Famer Goose Gossage's "interesting" take on the state of the game today. Plus, a break down of the two trailers for the new Ghostbusters, early positive reviews for Batman v. Superman, and something else we forgot--oh, wait--SPIDER-MAN! Also, you don't want to miss Tom's car story. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll feel a lot better about your own life! Those Two Jerks: We tried to register OUR secret identities with the government, but they didn't want to know.