Dan, hypothetical. You, me, a boxing ring, and one very confused black bear—welcome to Alabama. In this episode we follow a thread of stories that feel equal parts courtroom drama and tall tale: a 1990s crackdown on sideshow bear wrestling born from animal-welfare concerns, barroom tranquilizers gone wrong, and bruised human egos.

From an enforceable anti-cruelty statute to a tidy traffic law outlawing blindfold driving and a church-decorum rule that reads like Southern Gothic folklore, each vignette reveals the people, the motives, and the strange logic that turned common sense into statute. Stick around—Alaska is next, and the legal oddities keep coming.