BOO. Welcome to episode 38 of Thought Cops! For our Halloween Spooktacular episode, we're joined by our Stenographer to take down such criminals as children wearing Moana costumes, Woody Allen, George HW Bush, and Kellogg's Corn Pops. Because people apparently still buy Corn Pops.

Here's the Andrew WK video I mention at the beginning of the episode: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUOvnbCtnVQ

It's the only good thing he's ever done.

This week we also learn the word "Daft Twerp" from Winston Churchill's grandson, who called the President that. He might as well step down now, because he's been epically pwned.

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